Susan Boyle has purchased a new humongous house in Blackburn. It's complete with a wheelchair ramp which Subo says she will use as a slide in winter when it gets icy. If snow gets thick enough she is going to use it as a bunny slope and learn how to ski.
The house does not have a garden, that is, no bushes or trees close to it, which is a plus for Susan.
Susan commented, "Now there is nowhere for those crazy bloody American fans to hide with their bloody red scarves. I have 100% visibility of anyone trying to bless me now."
She is said to be purchasing the house next door for her cat Pebbles. This has yet to be confirmed.
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