Members of Sarah Harding's 'Inner Circle' revealed exclusively to us today that the Girls Aloud bikini-babe with acting aspirations has all but given up on being selected as a target by internet malingerers masquerading as satirists.
One confided to us that Sarah simply cannot get her head around not being a target for pseudo satirical on-line rags such as www.TheSpoof.com
Apparently, Sarah believes that she's doing everything right in order to satisfy the piss-takers, But they're still ignoring her in their thousands.
Earlier this week, Sarah was devastated when the Ricky Martin revelations exploded onto the net, safely - if only temporarily - knocking Sarah's star all out of kilter.
But the latest revelations about Kerry Katona and Peter Andre appear to be the final nails in Sarah's blossoming spoof career coffin.
It seems like she's given up on all hope of ever becoming a top satire target. In fact, one friend told us that since the Katona/Andre revelations that Sarah has locked herself in the bathroom with a loaf of Hovis, a packet of Kerrygold butter (ironically) and a tin of pilchards.
We were told in confidence that when Sarah runs out of pilchard sandwiches she will reassess the satire situation in the cold light of day and take things on from there.
It remains unclear whether or not Sarah took a toaster into the bathroom with her. But we will keep you posted.
More as we get it.