Latest Hollywood Gossip: Embarrassed that recent paparazzi photos are showing her with several bizarre sinewy outgrowths around the back of her jawbone, rumor has it that Angelina Jolie is in secret negotiations to buy the face of Octo-Mom.
"Look, raising 8 kids is expensive, and she's not getting any younger," says celebrity gadfly, armchair psychologist, and self-annointed family spokesperson, Ernold Schlutz.
"The woman needs some media attention, some money, and a bad ass reveal at the end-it's a full package."
When asked what Octo-Mom was going to do without a face, Schlutz says, "Octo-Mom has never been one to think about the future. She lives by the moment."
With a chuckle, he added, "Now if you see Angelina, whatever you do, don't stare at those things sticking out of her neck."
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