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Monday, 29 March 2010

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Forget Chezza And Gaga - This Woman Would Have Been A Massive Pixie Lott Fan.

A dedicated fan of the British actress/singer and all-round mega-talent Pixie Lott today claimed that if Princess Diana was still around today, then she would without doubt be a massive Pixie Lott fan.

Charlene Degbroth 22, from Luton, claimed that she had arrived at this conclusion following years of research into the personal likes and dislikes of the late, much lamented Princess.

Who was tragically killed by a drunken French taxi driver in the Pont D'Alma Tunnel in Paris.

Miss Degbroth pointed out that the late Princess was a massive Duran Duran fan, loved reggae music, and had a fondness for equestrianism and sitting in quiet contemplation outside the Taj Mahal in India. (Not the Taj-Mahal Tandoori House in Gateshead.)

Using a theory known as Shadrack's Offensive Luminescence Model, Miss Degbroth was able to establish with 93% certainty that Princess Diana would have been a massive Pixie Lott fan.

Pixie lott was last night reported to be 'fairly pleased' with the findings.

More as we get it.

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