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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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In a live interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney, heard over the Rush Limbaugh Show Thursday, it was a close call on whether there would ever be another live interview with Cheney.

Rush, right in the middle of talking to Cheney about how the horrors of the new health bill will affect us all, lets go a sounding fart.

Of course Limbaugh, who literally cannot hear himself fart, kept right on talking. Meanwhile you could hear Cheney laughing over the radio.

Those who watch on the video cam say that Cheney nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard.

Rush, apparently thinking that Cheney was laughing at a pun he had just used in describing Obama began laughing also. This made Cheney worse as Limbaugh's laughing caused him to launch a second volley over the bowel.

Then Cheney grabbed his chest and fell on the floor as Limbaugh hurriedly got medical help.

By the Evening News, Cheney was able to talk with reporters, saying he was alright.

"But I don't know about Limbaugh. I knew he was deaf but now he seems to have lost his sense of smell also."

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