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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Only He Knows The Real Truth

Peaches Geldof, the 21 year old daughter of Saint Bob Geldof of Live Aid was furious this morning after a series of photos appeared on the internet, purporting to depict a naked booze and heroin fuelled one night stand warmed up with viagra and polished off by a Scientology connection.

The love rat who published the photos allegedly spent the night frantically trying to dislocate Peaches shapely hips with his persistently pumping pelvis after the couple got rat-arsed on booze and injected heroin.

Salacious pictures of the liaison appeared on the internet in no time, apparently showing Peaches showing off her tattoos as well as her nakedness, and the accompanying text describes how the couple later visited some Scientology joint in order to purify themselves.

What has particularly incensed the rather racy young lady over the affair is the allegation that she injected heroin, an allegation which she has furiously denied. The subject of heroin is a very touchy one as far as Peaches is concerned, as her mother, the late Paula Yates, herself died as a result of a heroin overdose.

Which had some connection with INXS star Michael Hutchence popping his clogs in an Australian hotel room whilst indulging in some auto erotic asphyxiation high jinks.

Peaches has confided to friends that she feels let down by the internet revelations and particularly that she has been associated with heroin. She is said to be studying her options with a view to subjecting the one night stand guy to a serious kicking.

Rumours that Peaches is to star in a tattoo photo special with Michelle 'The Skanko Ultimo' McGee in 'Hot Biker Mama' magazine have yet to be confirmed.

More as we get it.

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