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Thursday, 25 March 2010

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Demi Lovato squatting by the Pacific Ocean trying to think of a word that rhymes with 'Jonas.'

HOLLYWOOD - Teen singing sensations Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato appeared on the American Idol results show and literally brought the house down with their fantastic rendition of the old Sonny and Cher song, "I Got You Babe."

The two teen heartthrobs received a three minute standing ovation. Even Simon "The Viceroy of Venom" stood up and clapped for Jonas and Lovato.

Kara DioGuardi tried to clap but she somehow managed to get her hand caught in Simon's pants zipper and the New York judge only managed to let out two "way to go's" and one "yeah, ah huh, dats what I'm talkin' about."

Ellen smiled and said that Joe is so cute that even lesbian girls swoon over him and then she added that Demi is so cute that she knows for a fact that lesbian girls swoon over her.

Randy "The Big Black Dawg" Jackson said "Yo, yo, yo. Check it out dude. That was dope. I mean to say that was the bomb dawg. Dat was great. I've worked with Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, Celine Dion, Petula Clark, and Beethoven and dude let me say dat was the bomb. Props to ya. And let me throw in a couple of gang signs as well."

Ryan told Jonas and Lovato that they have a tremendous chemistry between them which he said was even better than Sonny and Cher, Brooks and Dunn, and even Huntley and Brinkley.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Oh and just as my good friend A.R. had predicted Paige "Miles and Miles and Miles of Pitchy Notes" Miles got sent on back to the casa (house)]

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