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Friday, 19 March 2010

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Britney Spears imitating Janet Jackson of which JJ said, "Dat Spears biach be nuthin' but a nappy-headed cracker ho."

IDAHO FALLS, Idaho - Noted singer, songwriter, musician, actor, dancer, and world renowned French fry maker Justin Timberlake was in town to purchase two boxes of his favorite potatoes.

He was asked what projects he has coming up for the rest of the year. Timberlake grinned and said that in June he will be traveling to Liverpool, England, where he will co-star with Janet Jackson in the Lighthouse Motion Picture Company production Wardrobe Malfunction.

The screenplay which was written by noted sports author Dakota Carolina, 52, and which will be directed by noted Italian director/producer Luigi Luigiani, 63, is based upon the infamous Super Bowl XXXVIII (38) half time incident.

In that 2004, super spectacle Justin and Janet were performing a dance routine to the Diana Ross version of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" when Justin claims that a sudden gust of wind hit Janet's black leather costume just right, causing the buttons to pop off of her blouse, and thus exposing, for a mere three seconds, one of Miss Jackson's quite ample black boobs; her left one, our right one.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The writer did not write 'black boobs.' He only wrote 'boobs,' but I added the word 'black' so that our United Kingdom readers know that Janet is in fact an African-American. That information, I felt is extremely vital to the overall theme, ambiance, and flavor of the story. Thank you.]

Timberlake then said that within the next month he will be going into the recording studio to record a single with one of the hottest Internet singing sensations to ever come out of Cyberspace, Justin Bieber.

Timby, as Rosie O'Donnell calls him, said that Bieber's Internet songs get more hits than all of the marijuana cigarettes combined got at Woodstock '69.

Bieber was asked what he thinks about going in to record with such a talently popular singer such as Justin Timberlake.

Little Justin said that he is thrilled to be working with a man who founded the 1990s boy band 'N Sync, and then went on to form three other very talented boy bands as well including, The Y's, The O's, and The 'N Yo Hmmms.

SIDENOTE: The two Justin's will record a song that was only recently written by American Idol's Kara DioGuardi entitled, "Goodness, I Just Can't Keep My Hands Off Of You, You'd Think That You Were Simon Cowell For Gosh Sakes."

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