New York, NY - Scottish songbird Susan Boyle flew into town last night to see a doctor about her two tits. The singing sensation made an appointment to see Dr. Hugh Feelgood at his Park Avenue clinic. Dr. Feelgood promised Susan that she would feel much more relaxed once he gets his hands on her tits.
Dr. Feelgood is a balding, middle-aged ornithologist. He is also a veterinarian and an animal psychologist. He has helped many other celebrities with their pets, and once helped Richard Gere find his lost gerbil.
Susan ran through the streets of New York holding her two tits. She ran into Dr. Feelgood's office in a complete panic.
"Doctor, my pussy has scared my two tits! The darned cat loves to scare the birds. Please put your hands on my tits, and settle their little nerves!" said the hysterical virgin spinster.
Dr. Feelgood was happy to help. Soon everyone was nice and relaxed, and Susan sang a song, while her tits chirped.
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