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Monday, 8 March 2010

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A pair of $3,000 ice skates which Karen Barber purchased for Christopher Dean.

LONDON - Christopher Dean of Dancing On Ice fame has reportedly separated from his wife and has been seen doing the 'kissy-kissy' with Karen Barber, Dancing On Ice judge who is rather on the married side.

The Nottinghamshire ice skater Dean is one half of the great Olympic skating team of Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean.

Torvill and Dean are the creators of the reality show Dancing On Ice, as well as two other highly popular reality dance shows Quickstepping In The English Fog and Doing The Splits In Front of Buckingham Palace.

The 51-year-old Dean announced the break up of his marriage on Twitter. He said that he did it that way so that everyone would know and so they wouldn't think that he was trying to hide something.

Dean does not want anyone to think that he is like those other British sports blokes John Terry or Ashley Cole, who just cannot seem to keep their diddly dippers (peters) in their pants.

Dean and Karen were recently seen attending the British Shakespearean play The Countess Counts On The Count To Count Her In, which was performed at The Royal Royalistic Hall in Brixton.

Dancing On Ice co-host Phillip Schofield was asked to comment on the alleged affair between Dean and Barber. He simply replied that he was unaware of any affair and that if he knew that Dean was bonking Barber he would not tell anyone, except maybe for his producer Burgess Willowhouse.

Meanwhile judge Jason Gardiner replied, "I see 'em together, actin' all free and carrying on like dey wuz merely a bloke and a lass dipping their toes in da waters of da Thames. Tis a bloomin' shame it tis innit. A bloomin shame and me thinks dat dey will end up crying on Piers Morgan's show."

To find out more about ice skating, Shakespearean plays, and Karen Barber's taste in underwear log on to www.iceshakespeareandkarenbarberspanties.pix

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