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Wednesday, 10 March 2010

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Selena Gomez at the age of 12, in a photo that was taken by her Uncle Nacho.

HOLLYWOOD - Hannah Montana's Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez of The Wizards of Waverly Place will be starring in the Pictures motion picture, The Brenda Song - Ashley Tisdale Story."

Both seventeen year olds are thrilled and as happy as termites in a Lincoln Log factory to be portraying two of their all-time favorite idols.

Cyrus will portray Brenda Song, who has made 107 movies including such hits as Santa Has A Hellacious Weight Problem, The Damn Building Beavers of Biloxi, and one for which she received the coveted Pluto Award, Cinderella Gets Her Period.

Gomez will star as Ashley Tisdale who has made 158 films including Yo Gino, Picture This, The Ho of Oyster Bay, and Bastards in The Basement.

Miley was asked what was the toughest part about having to play fellow singer Brenda Song. Miley, who has been known to talk without thinking, replied that the hardest part was having to learn how to squint. Brenda's father is Vietnamese and her mother is Thai.

Gomez was asked what she found to be the biggest challenge in portraying Ashley Tisdale. Selena grinned and said that the biggest challenge was trying to act 24. Gomez said that another thing was that she had to actually gain nine pounds and learn how to sing like she had a deviated septum.

In other news. Oprah Winfrey says that she wants to dispel the rumor going around that her and President Obama are really brother and sister. When told that the rumor actually states that Obama and her are a 'brutha' and a 'sista,' Oprah blushed and said 'Oopsy, my bad.'

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