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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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Shakira is known just as much for her hair as she is for her belly-dancing hips.

BARRANQUILLA, Colombia - Shakira, the exotic belly dancing singer who can shake her hips at 124-miles per hour, has revealed that she and her BFF have signed to star in the Chula Vista Motion Picture film The Colombian-Spanish Connection.

The motion picture will star Shakira as Senora Donna De La Cafe, owner of the largest coffee plantation in Colombia. Nadal will star as Senor Carlos Caballos the largest Spanish importer of Colombian coffee into Spain.

The South American 'Wiggle-Woman' said that she has literally fallen head-over-heels for Rafael. She has even admitted that she admires Nadal so much that she has let him see a certain tattoo on her body that no other man has ever seen including her ex-boyfriend of two years, Colombian soccer star Tony "Hey Kick It To Me" Pantostado.

When asked to elaborate on exactly what the tattoo is and where it is located Shakira clammed up saying that she is a very shy girl who cannot speak (say) words that are considered to be nutty (naughty).

Shakira at times gets her words mixed up and has been known to say things such as sex when she meant sax, pubic when she meant public, and pee when she meant pea.

The Colombian electro-pop singer does remark that even though her English is not to bueno (good) she is very good at science, art, algebra, geography, and home economics.

Shakira hopes to get her GED sometime in the summer and then go on and eventually get a teaching degree in advanced European botany.

When asked how her relationship with Rafael is going, she suddenly starts to stutter, her hands start trembling, and she says that she has to go to the restroom to 'make' number one.

She soon returns and says that Rafael is a man who can make her laugh at the drop of a hat, or in her case a sombrero.

She smiles and says that she has never known a man who knew more knock-knock jokes, mother-in-law jokes, or chi-chi jokes than "Nads" as she affectionately refers to Nadal.

To read more about hips and the art of belly-dancing log on to www.bellydancingasforeplay.sex

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