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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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A photo of Cheryl Cole's legs which was taken by Derek Hough at David and Victoria Beckham's home.

HOLLYWOOD - When Great Britain's Cheryl Cole first landed at Los Angeles' LAX Airport she had a bit of a frown on her face.

Well after spending time with her very good "Friend" and "Confidante" Derek Hough, Cheryl's little frown quickly left the building and turned into a great big smile. And the smile was the type of smile that usually says "Mission Accomplished" in the world of feminine intrigue, enchantment, fascination, intimacy, and flirtation (please pick three).

Left Coast reporters who followed Miss Cole on her American trip became very fond of the petite, demure 5 foot 3 classy lady who is one of the judges on the British show X-Factor which is basically the U.S. equivalent of American Idol.

Cheryl remarked to several members of the media and press that she left England to get away from the harsh chill that the English weather has brought. She also mentioned that she came to America to see the man who choreographed and starred in her latest romantically charged music video "Parachute" Derek Hough.

Someone asked Cole if Hough was indeed her "Parachute." She smiled and said that Derek is a lot of things and that all of his former girl friends were very lucky to have been with him. Cheryl added that Derek also knows dozens of magic tricks. She smiled and said that he made her sadness disappear.

Cheryl revealed that she wanted to clear up the misconception that some of the American press had about her and Mr. Hough. She said that he did indeed arrive at her hotel room at 9 p.m. and did in fact leave at 4 a.m.

But she did stress that during all that time they were sitting around talking about the upcoming season of his show Dancing With The Stars and her show X-Factor .

Miss Cole also said that they spent most of their time together working out the hot choreography for her follow-up music video to "Parachute" which is entitled, "Bungee."

SIDENOTE: Cheryl Cole has returned to her home in England to begin divorce proceedings against her husband Chelsea footballer Ashley, who she has stated seems to think that he is the British version of Tiger Woods.

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