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Monday, 15 February 2010

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If you've noticed a cooling of affections between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart after the completion of their last Twilight movie, rumor is that there's a video made when Kristen was 17 out there somewhere.

Exactly what is on the video, ever the best of the paparazzi has not been able to trace or get their hands on.

Meanwhile Kristen has admitted nothing.

"The ball is in their court as the saying goes, so let them try to come up with a copy", she told reporters recently during a movie break.

Reporters noticed that she did not say whether there is a video or not, simply that she wanted the press to come up with one.

Of course some people have tried to make their own videos using lookalikes but nothing like that has happened here.

The rumor says the video itself was supposed to have been taken by a young man she was seeing at the time and it involved a second couple. Yet, none have popped up anywhere, and you can believe the press is looking.

However, close friends say that Kristen Stewart doesn't show that she's worried about it.

Maybe Pattinson is just jealous of her 17-year-old flame of a few years back, before he came along.

"This should prove how much we care about each other. I'm not saying 'yes' or 'no', all I'm saying is does it matter one way or another? I.... Doggone that prop man. He's put one of those stage fright heads in my luggage. I guess he forgot to get rid of those since they made that illegal in making movies.*

"I think I peed a little bit. Go chase Robert for awhile, I gotta change."

Our own ass reporter, Dan Hilliard and at least one other reporter had also screamed when the head rolled out, but apparently their bladders held up.

See Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Reveal Secret Of The Twilight Series and Robert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse

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