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Sunday, 7 February 2010

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Part of the tremendous amount of money that Vanessa Perroncel has been offered to tell her side of the story.

LONDON - Len Goodman, the senior judge on Britain's dancing reality show, Strictly Come Dancing told a reporter for The Wembley Morning Wire that he wants Vanessa Perroncel to appear as a celebrity contestant.

When asked how he felt that Ms. Perroncel would do, Goodman winked and said that he figures that she will do very good. He added that she certainly has the moves and she definitely knows how to work her body.

Goodman added that he knows for a fact that Perroncel is in excellent shape. He said she may be a little on the muffin top for the moment but once she starts rehearsing she will lose that muffin top in no time at all.

The senior judge of SCD was asked who else he would like to see participate in the next edition of Strictly Come Dancing. The white haired old geezer thought for a moment and then said that there are three folks that come to mind.

The first he said was X-Factor judge Louis Walsh. Goodman said that he would love to have Walsh stand in front of him and take his mean-spirited criticism in the same way that Louis dishes it out.

He would also like to see Russell Brand because he has heard that Brand has two left feet. And he would also like to direct his harsh comments towards the foul-mouthed heathen.

And the third person that Len would like to see is Cheryl Cole because she has gotten such a tremendous following that all of her fans would tune in to see her and the shows ratings would literally go through the roof.

Goodman was asked what he has been doing since Strictly Come Dancing has been off the air. He replied that he traveled to Scotland to get a good deal on a pair of bagpipes.

He also took a trip to Norway to get a good deal on some wood. And he traveled to Colombia to get a good deal on some cocaine. Len laughed and said that he was fibbing. He said that he did travel to Colombia but it was to participate as an instructor at The First Annual Shakira Belly Dancing Seminar.

In other news. Oprah Winfrey says that she heard Wanda Sykes on the Jay Leno Show mention that she does not like watermelon. Oprah said that Wanda is lying because she (Oprah) said that she has never in her life known a black person who did not like watermelon. Oprah was quick to point out that her being black she can say things like that, but Rush, or Glenn, or Sean better not be saying it, she said, just saying.

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