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Monday, 25 January 2010

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"The Brangelinaton" Sexy Combination of Hunk of Beef, a Hint of Fish, & Pleny of Mayo!

Despite tabloid accounts to the contrary, "It ain't over yet" according to a lawyer for the Fetching Three Some of Angelina, Brad, and Jennifer!

Apparently the third person in bed during the 6 year liaison between Brad and Angelina, in which they adopted 3 children, had another 3 of their own, and engaged in trying to corner the world's real estate market, has always been about the couple fighting over who got to sleep with Jennifer!

Recognizing that continued jealousy was sinking their relationship, the threesome sought help from a respected Follywood Relationship Counselor to work out their differences and come up with an amiable agreement to share not only Brad's Joint, jointly, but each other as well.

Advisors close to the situation say it is really a matter of diet. "Angie, despite her current weight of 104 pounds, really loves to eat. She craves vegetables, but has a healthy appetite for a good hunk of meat...and she occasionally loves a little bit of fish too," said the source who didn't want to be quoted.

Sources close to Brad say the couple hasn't slept together in months, confirming an earlier report by The Spoof that claimed Brad couldn't stand to see Angie naked anymore. On the other hand, Jennifer has been working out even more, showing a rosy glow to her cheeks, and even better toned legs, as if that was possible.

Meanwhile questions are raised: has Brad been replaced by a dildo?

During a recent stay at a NY 5* hotel, a maid with loose lips said Angie was there by 'herself', but apparently accompanied by a host of life like sex toys and a custom set of rubber sheets. A spokesman for Angie said the actress was undertaking a new course in 'self awareness', and was also quoted as saying 'fidelity really isn't important in a relationship."

The couple has amassed a mountain of international property during their reign as King & Queen of the Tabloids. Brad still has a $9m home in Malibu, the couple share a 5 home estate in LA,a 35 bedroom estate in the south of France, a home in Dubai (how's that working out?), a rented mansion in Long Island, NY, and also own 'several villages' in Cambodia, including a Monkey Preserve!

During his latest taping of "Disasters in the Kitchen', Profane Chef Gordon Ramsay showed viewers his new version of 'The Club Sandwich' which he is calling the 'Brangelinaton' after the threesome. " The best thing," he said," is you can eat the F******g thing in Bed and there's 'plenty to go around!"

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