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Saturday, 16 January 2010

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As tranny cage fighter Alex Reid was telling his CBB housemates how deeply in love with Jordan he is, and how much she means to him, press speculation increased suggesting that she'd dumped him yet again!

The rumour mill went into overdrive today with reports abounding that Jordan has gone off Alex Reid and fancies having a stab at footballer Jermaine Defoe - who is no relation to Daniel Defoe, the author of Robinson Crusoe.

A friend of a friend of a friend of Jordan's told us that the former P3 model had been texting Defoe with an awful lot of 'nudge-nudge wink-wink' type suggestive stuff, which the footballer would find tremendously difficult to ignore.

Defoe, who is known in our office as 'The Dawg' on account of his allegedly voracious sexual appetite is said to have no axe to grind with Alex Reid - it's just that he can't resist a mammoth pair of mammaries, so he clearly won't be able to resist Jordan if she really has put the guns on him.

In the meantime, Alex Reid remains banged up in the CBB house, where he proclaims his undying love for Jordan in blissful ignorance of the rumours and holds hands with Stephen Baldwin from time to time as they discuss all things biblical. Which just confuses Alex.

More unfounded rumours as I type 'em.

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