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Friday, 15 January 2010

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Following the runaway success of his 3D masterpiece, 'Avatar' James Cameron has no plans to bask in adulation or indeed let the grass grow under his feet.

Cameron started shooting his latest blockbuster here in Hollywood on the Universal backlot right this morning.

In a surprise choice of subject matter, the legendary director is shooting a movie based on an article published on satirical website TheSpoof.com originally penned by Tex/New Mex Spoof legend Jalapenoman.

Cameron told me: "Having done the fantasy thing with 'Avatar' I was looking for something a little more street. An allegory reflecting the age we live in and our collective loss of innocence."

Cameron hunted high and low for suitable subject matter until he stumbled upon the little read Spoof article by Jalapenoman. Realising he'd struck gold, Cameron immediately commissioned a working script and assembled an all star cast.

"This picture will have it all," he told me. "Sex and drugs and rock and roll. We'll cream the competition with this movie. Cream 'em I tellya!"

The article which provided source material for the movie is entitled Seven Dwarves Admit To Identity Of High Ho

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