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Thursday, 14 January 2010

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The United States plans to ship over 2 billion Party Hat Brand Condoms to third world countries in 2010.

HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon, Taylor Lautner has agreed to film a public service condom commercial with his ex-girlfriend country singer Taylor Swift.

Both Taylor's agreed to do the commercial, which is entirely sanctioned by The U.S. Prophylactical Department.

Lautner and Swift are both truly bothered by the fact that a tremendous amount of young girls in third world countries are getting pregnant even before they learn the vowels, the "i" before "e" except after "c" rule, and the three names of the Jonas brothers.

Reports have just come out that state that in third world countries such as Riwanda, Malawi, and Sierra Leone the percentage of girls who are having babies has reached astronomical proportions.

And one of the sad consequences is that the girls are so young that they do not even know how to spell and so as a result babies are receiving such weird names as Toeknee (Tony), Jonnknee (Johnny), and Jewdee (Judy).

A lot of third-world young girl promiscuity is being directly blamed on things such as the use of erotic makeup at a very young age, the fact that girls panties are getting skimpier, and the fact that the girls are drinking low-fat milk which comes from cows that have been injected with a female hormone in order to make the milk whiter.

One third world country that has now fallen into the ranks of being a fourth-world country is Burundi. And the reason for the country moving down in the rankings is due to the fact that the average young girl spends more money on makeup such as lipstick, mascara, and lip gloss in one month then she does on teen magazines and CD's for the entire year.

So as a result the girls are not really learning how to read or sing along with CD's but they sure know how to put makeup on and make themselves look like they are 23, or 24.

The governments of Malawi and Burundi have asked the United States to film a commercial showing that the use of condoms can prevent 98 percent of all pregnancies.

They also want to show and stress the fact that proper use of a condom can also prevent young teens from catching things such as the mumps, athlete's foot, and even in some cases dandruff.

In other news. Vice-President Joe Biden has cancelled his scheduled trip to Italy because of the recent spaghetti epidemic, which has had an adverse affect on the meatball and tomato sauce industries.

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