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Topics: Twins, Hugh Hefner

Thursday, 14 January 2010

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At The Southern Cottage

Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold.

"None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass and that's all that matters. Well that and good bowel movements. And speaking of bowel movements, I need to get George over here and clean me up."

The latest to leave, Kristina and Karissa Shannon would like everyone to know that they were sorry to leave, but since that isn't true, they can't wait.

"It's 24-hour old people's smell", gagged Karissa or Karissa or Miss January Centerfold for all our interviewer knew since their presence had given him a migraine from the shine off their hair, nails and bodies."

"Of course you can tell the twins from the others but they are all blond and too much of that gave me a halo, a starburst and boy does my head ache and I will shortly puke, but I don't care", stated our ass reporter.

Hefner then wished them all a fond farewell and turned around and stepped into his swimming pool.

Maybe he'll be easier for George to clean up this way, plus Hefner knows his pool boy will never ever leave.

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