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Tuesday, 5 January 2010

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I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS

The Kardashian girls not to be left out of any worthy news story were seen strutting down Rodeo Drive, arms loaded with packages printed with messages that read, "I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH TIGER WOODS".

These three beautiful young ladies, stars of their own reality show "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" just wanted it known that they have not, never did, and never will sleep with the famous golfer.

Smart little cookies these Kardashian girls, the "bags" are part of a new line of "baggies" designed by them to sell in their very own shoppes.

Special titles can be put on order the girls related.

Since tales of this Tiger will go on for sometime yet, with more and more "ladies" laying claim to fame, it will be hard work "keeping up with the Kardashians".

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