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Monday, 4 January 2010

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"Misspoke!"

A Mad Lib game sheet left carelessly beside a table at a restaurant in Nashville's Printer's Alley, named the Crystal Rose Cafe, has gotten teenage star Miley Cyrus once again in trouble with her oriental followers.

Although it is being kept by a Korean fan of the Hannah Montana Television program, "Kim" says she is sharing it with UP2 in order to bring it to the attention of Miley Cyrus and have her explain the fill-ins, that are in Miley's handwriting.

For instance:

'Prepare to meet a "Chinese Idiot" on your way home from "The Rice Paddies".

Other fill-ins contained such words as "micro penis", "no boobs", "Hop Sing & Hoss Cartwright", "Ching-Chang" and "Opium Breath" as well as more offensive terms that "Kim" ask us not to use.

When UP2 called a Cyrus family representative, he stated that the family and/or Miss Cyrus had heard about the incident already on the airwaves and that a statement would be issued later.

Meanwhile, a note from Miley stated that she was really, really, really solly..sorry...most sincerely sorry that she had done such a stupid thing, once again.

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