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Monday, 28 December 2009

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Lippy, the crocodile that stars in the Hogan-Kozlowski film, Crocodile Dundee - The Big Snapper Years.

HOLLYWOOD - The two original stars of The Crocodile Dundee movies Paul Hogan and his wife Linda Kozlowski have signed to star in the fourth installment of the Crocodile Man's exploits entitled, Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years.

The film which will be directed by noted Australian director Kittles McLeavenworth will follow Mick Dundee and his girlfriend of 23 years Sue Chesterton as they travel down to Clearwater, Florida.

Dundee has been hired by the city of Clearwater to rid the over infestation of crocodiles that have taken over the Clearwater sewage system.

Hogan's wife of 20 years, Linda Kozlowski-Hogan stars as his overweight assistant who ventures with the leathery faced Hogan down into the dark, damp, and putrid depths of the Clearwater underground sewage system.

McLeavenworth wanted to use a stunt double for the 70-year-old Hogan and his 51-year-old wife Linda, but Paul vetoed the idea. He told McLeavenworth that he and his wife can still run, though not as fast, jump, though not as high, and make out, though not as long.

The movie will co-star Matthew McConaughey as Crocodile Dundee's younger brother Alligator Albert and Sandra Bullock as Sue Chesterton's younger sister, Savannah Chesterton.

Also making cameo appearances in the motion picture will be Lou Dobbs and Carrie Prejean who appear as two con artists from Oklahoma who try and sell Crocodile Dundee and Sue Chesterton some swamp land in the Everglades.

The film will have an R rating due to language content, sexual suggestiveness, physical nudity, emotional stress, and five naked Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleaders.

SIDENOTE: There is one scene in which the character of Crocodile Dundee participates in a walker race at a senior citizens home. The walker which Dundee uses actually belongs to 70-year-old Paul Hogan.

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