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Wednesday, 16 December 2009

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If you saw Saturday Night Live then you saw that host, Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of Twilight, get revenge on Kayne West who pulled an award from singer Taylor Swift earlier this year.

In the scene, "Kayne" (played by a substitute) tries the same thing on Lautner and got his block knocked off...all in fun of course.

Meanwhile in Tennessee, Taylor Swift celebrated her 20th birthday with a few friends in a simple affair. However, she took the occasion to send $250,000 to the various schools that she has attended over the years.

"Those teachers affected my life in a great way and I wanted them to know what a difference they have made in my life", Swift told the Nashville Country Times.

What most people DON'T know is the sequel that happened the next day after Swift and her two best friends went to the Sunshine State to get some R & R before hitting the road again on her next tour.

The country music sensation got up off her towel on the beach to go to get her something to drink and as soon as she left, her friends and Lautner proceeded to dig a shallow hole under her beach towel and place a "Kayne West" dummy under the towel.

One of the near-by sun bathers had been watching and told our reporter that Swift came back, gave her friend her drink while she started to lie back on the towel and she fell backwards onto the Kayne West dummy.

"You should have seen it. She screamed, rolled off and pulled the towel off the dummy and then began to laugh. That was when the guy I found out later was Taylor Lautner, he came over and offered to take care of that dummy. It was hilarious. Like another version of the SNL episode."

When Taylor saw Lautner laughing and shouting, "Happy Belated Birthday!" she was said to have shaken her fist and then grabbed him, laughing and turning the drink over on her friend and the dummy.

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