Hollywood, CA-- Actor George Clooney, 113, has sent a note to both of his fans to let them know he is still alive and kicking. George made his fame and fortune in some distant decade of the previous century. No one ever thinks about him anymore.
George lives in the Hollywood Retirement Home for Hopeless Has-beens. He shares a small room with Bozo the Clown. It's quite a change from the time when George was linked to stars such as Mary Pickford, Lilian Gish and other beautiful women who have been dead for generations.
George spends his days trying to breath on his own and he often enjoys just staring at the wall. He made his first pictures in the 1910's with Max Sennett and Charlie Chaplin. George almost starred in the first King Kong movie, but was too old for the part at the time. His career ended for good when the Talkies started in the early '30's.
"I just want to let both of my fans know that I'm still here and hope everyone has a nice 1961, or whatever year it is." said the has-been.