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Thursday, 10 December 2009

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Katherine Heigl has signed to play the part in the movie that helped make Marilyn famous for over forty years now, "Some Like It Twat!"

The movie is where two struggling musicians happen to see the St. Valentines Day Massacre masterminded by Al Capone and have to avoid his gang, in case you missed the original. So they begin working with an all girl band, dressing up like women.

If you can imagine husky, macho Adam Lambert dressed up as a woman you can imagine what fun there is ahead, trying to fool the guys.

Although we hear that there will be some slight changes in this updated version. For instance, in the original the Lambert character is constantly pursued by a rich male persuior and in this version, he catches her (him) and won't take "Go At It Big Boy!" as a "No!" for an answer.

Meanwhile, most of the action takes place on a train from Chicago to Miami, but things get really twat once the Chicago gang shows up.

That's when Marilyn/ Heigl role really get's into some very twat water.

* Be sure to catch the Lambert song during the credits: "Twat's He Doing In My World?"

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