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Monday, 7 December 2009

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The Lili Langletter Modeling Department Building at Grand Canyon Jr. College where Jamie Grubbs learned to pose.

CHICAGO - Ashby Wilt Cashcloud the agent for Tiger Woods 'lady friend' Jamie Grubbs, has just stated that his client has agreed to do a PlayGuy Magazine layout.

The stunning 24-year-old blonde reportedly said that she has been thinking about showcasing her fabulous body for sometime and now that the sh*t has hit the fan it's the perfect time.

Grubbs said that after all it is all about timing, whether one is baking a cake, taking a Caribbean cruise, or waiting back at some fancy hotel for her golf pro to show up and give her some 'private' lessons.

Mr. Cashcloud was asked how much Miss Grubbs would be getting for her PlayGuy exposé. He smiled, took a drink of his Long Island Ice Tea, and said that he did not want to give out the exact figure but that it is somewhere between $1.2 and $1.3 million.

Jamie who until recently was attending Grand Canyon Jr. College in Flagstaff, Arizona said that she will be putting her lingerie modeling career on hold for the moment.

She said that for now she wants to concentrate on looking her absolute best in preparation for the magazine shoot.

Grubbs said that the photographer who will be taking her photos is the world famous French photographer Pierre Menage-A-Trois, who has seen more (blanks) than even Hugh Hefner.

SIDENOTE: Reports are that Jamie's desk in her modeling class at Grand Canyon Jr. College has been removed from the classroom and put up on eBay.

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