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Tuesday, 1 December 2009

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Katarina Frogpond has lost her crown as a thinspiration heroine

Kate Moss has won the icon of the decade award. This award was voted for by the readers of the secret online magazine "I'm gonna be skinny, even if it kills me"

She won the award despite strong competition from other skinny icons. Both Cheryl Cole and Amy Winehouse were on course to win at the beginning of the month but then Kate charged to the winning post at the very last minute with that slogan "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels"

"That quote raised her above all the other competitors" said Julie, the magazines editor. "Readers of our magazine like icons who share their secrets. Victoria Beckham will never win our awards because she's just too mean with her tips."

The editor went on to say "Kate used to be like that. She used to make people think she was just a natural skinny person, which is the worst thing a girl with aspirations to be skeletal can possibly hear. But if she hears that someone has achieved their skinny status through hard work, then they become a thinspirational hero."

Katerina Frogpond (that's me) looked at the skinny editor and took out some crisps. "Would you like one" She asked.

The skinny editor looked horrified. "Katarina Frogpond, how could you have just done that. I thought you were one of us. In your photo on Your Spoof profile you look like you haven't eaten a pizza for the whole of the last decade. You got voted number 5 on our skinny icon list"

"I know." Said Katarina Frogpond with a suppressed laugh. "Its annoying isn't it. I eat pizza all the time, and chocolate, and ten packets of pickled onion monster munch a day. I'm a natural skinny person"

"Get out of my office Katarina Frogpond. You are so totally not a thinspirational hero to me anymore"

"Sorry" Said Katarina and made a very quick exit. "I'll leave the crisps behind just incase you change your mind.

By Katarina Fropond

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