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Saturday, 28 November 2009

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Michaele Salahi getting reading to attend The White House dinner.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner has invited Tareg and Michaele Salahi to participate in a charity nude tennis match at his Playboy Mansion.

The Salahis have gained world wide notoriety for crashing a White House party that honored the sheik of the Federated States of Micronesia, Sheik Ally Bally Sim Sok Pollywack.

The Secret Service is presently investigating how in the world the Salahi's managed to get through what is reputedly believed to be the tightest security in the entire world.

Tareg was asked how they did it. He smiled. He grinned. And he then pointed to his wife. Tareg said that with Michaele's stunning good looks they have been able to crash extremely exclusive parties thrown by the likes of Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth II, Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter, Rev. Al Sharpton, and even a Ku Klux Klan Halloween costume party that was held down in Pascagoula, Mississippi.

Micheale was asked what her secret is. The stunning blonde flashed a toothpaste commercial smile and said that it is all a matter of confidence. She said that the key is to act like you belong there.

She also added that the fact that she looks like a blonde movie star and has a fantastically sexy-looking body with fabulous gazongas with champagne cork-like nipples, a rumpus delecti that even the Kardashian sisters envy, and a groin goody that was recently named the Best Crotch Cookie on the Right Coast also helps tremendously.

Mrs. Salahi added that the number one characteristic that she employs to get into extremely exclusive places is to exhibit her ample breasts.

Mickey, as her lucky-ass husband Tareg calls her, said that she is not the least bit conceited but that she does happen to possess some extremely gorgeous-looking puppies and she certainly knows how to put the cute little 'girls' out there on display.

The Mickster also confessed that she has a way of wiggling her cute little bottom that can make every man focus on her, for want of a more descriptive word, buttola.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I respectfully suggested to Abel that perhaps the word Puckeroo would be a little more descriptive than buttola and he said 'Yeah, that'll work.']

Mrs. Salahi was asked what her next big party crashing goal is. She thought about it for a while and replied that her and her husband are planning on having her crash Osama Bin Laden's 53rd birthday party, which is being held in Karachi, Pakistan in March of 2010.

When asked how they could possibly accomplish that unbelievable feat Mickey flashed her million dollar smile and said that she will attend the bash as the middle East's only nude female camel dealer.

She grinned and winked, and said that for that party challenge, Tareg will remain back at their Holiday Inn motel room watching ESPN.

SIDENOTE: The Fox Network is already negotiating with the Salahis about getting their own reality show. The show's tentative name is Tareg and Michaele Plus 8 Thousand.

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