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Topics: X-Factor, Jedward

Thursday, 19 November 2009

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"Jedward Is Gone!"

A last minute prediction by Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reached the ears of the Irish twins, John and Edward. They say they will put everything into it to see that Mr. Brown is wrong.

"That just gives us an extra incentive, doesn't it?" stated one of them, I can't tell which because they are dressed alike.

Meanwhile Prime Minister Brown said that he and his family watch the show every episode unless there is an emergency.

"I think that Stacey Solomon will definitely win, if they go by talent. The guys are OK, but Stacey can sing rings around them. (???) So could the little lady that got kicked off recently for that matter. That Lucie."

The Prime Minister also admitted that he had a bet on with Tony Blair. "Blair doesn't like the Grimes twins much either but he thinks it's a political move or something. To be honest, I don't care much for Blair for that matter. In fact, why don't you get out of my face with your silly mike?"

Now I'm pulling for the boys!

The next person voted off the show as far as I'm concerned is Gordon Brown, and I hope they have to x-ray his ass for the door hitting him so hard.

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