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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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Cross-Dresser and cheap publicity shocker, Alex Reid, gets his butt "HOT RODDED" Arsehole!

One of the "Silicone Sisters" (Jordan) ex's dressing like a NY hardcore Transvestite was recently arrested after protests from Jehovah's witnesses about his disgraceful, in the sewer, publicity stunts!

Jordan, publicity hungry Bitch, dared him to do it and the brainless, dickhead promptly obliged!

Unfortunately the whole stunt went "Bumshape" as police following the Jehovah's tip-off arrested the cage fighting, dumb moron.

He was arrested, deservedly dumped in the slammer with perverts, serial killers, Sadist Homo's, paedophiles and every piece of scum on the planet.

The police were determined to teach the wannabee "Tranny" publicity seeking, non-talented heap of crap a lesson and boy did it work! (shame they don't dump the Silicone Sister in a seathing pit of raving, sex-starved pyscho Lesbo's too!)

Anyway Mr or Mrs Alex Reid has learnt his lesson and vowed never to cross dress again, reveal his butt under fish-net stockings and act as if he has the main role in the Rocky Horror Show!

His butt has been "red hot" since release, gang-banged by the pervos in prison and serve him f*****g right!

Maybe they should do the same to another couple of publicity seeking, talentless wannabee parasites (they will remain nameless) and give the world something decent to wank about!!!

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