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Wednesday, 18 November 2009

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The aliens are behind it

Conspiracy theorists at the annual UFO Symposium in Roswell, New Mexico have accused the Hannah Group of attempting to brainwash the youth of the world. Group spokesman Niles Myles issued a statement saying that:

"We think that the multi-national conglomerate known as The Hannah Group is trying to brainwash and control the minds of our kids. Look at the evidence."

"Many of the popular cartoons that our children watch were produced by Hanna Barbera, including Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound and Scooby Doo."

"Hannah and Her Sisters was a popular chick flick with Mia Farrow, Barbara Hershey, Carrie Fisher, and Michael Caine. We all know how much girls love mindless chick flicks."

"The real name of actress Dakota Fanning is Hannah Dakota Fanning."

"One of the most popular television shows among the young is Hannah Montana."

"Forty different science fiction movies have used characters named Hannah in the role of a protagonist. No Hannah character was ever the bad guy."

"Anyway, with all of this evidence, we think that they are trying to brainwash our kids into something really evil. We think that they are masking an Alien invasion."

When asked if they were part of an alien conspiracy, actresses Fanning and Cyrus replied with "yeah, right!" before returning to the mothership.

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