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Wednesday, 4 November 2009

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The size 10 imported Kenyan Red Rhino Shoes that Michelle "The First Mama" Obama wore to the Miley Cyrus Concert.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Well it looks like Malia and Sasha, the nation's two premier kids got to stay up late on a school night.

The two girls were accompanied by their mother and three secret service agents to The Miley Cyrus Short-Shorted Siren From Saturn Tour.

Reports are just now filtering in that the "First Kiddoes" had a great time. They lip synched along with Miley on several songs including "Party In The U.S.A.," "Fly On The Wall," and her latest single just released this past week, "Fifi The Most Famous White House Fly Is U.S. History."

Mrs. Obama's Secret Service Agent Pompei Talltimber said that Mrs. Obama had just as good a time as her two daughters.

Talltimber said that the "First Mama" really got into the music groove especially on the song "Party In The U.S.A." when half way into the song Mrs. Obama got up from her seat and started dancing in the aisle.

Agent Talltimber said that he was busy trying to keep a lot of the little girls away when all of a sudden Mrs. Obama did the splits. He could not believe his eyes and she noticed him looking at her and she did it again.

Everyone around her started clapping and yelling out Michelle, Michelle, my belle sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

Mrs. Obama then grabbed agent Talltimber and told him to pick her up and toss her up in the air and catch her. He replied that he better now. She again repeated what she wanted for him to do.

And this time he complied with her wishes. He grabbed her elbows and flipped her up about six feet in the air. He artistically caught her as she came back down.

The audience went crazy. Her daughters were ecstatic and they were high-fiving the other little girls that were sitting around them.

And meanwhile up on stage, Miley saw what was going on and she stopped singing. She was smiling and watching Michelle Obama's musical display.

And when the president's wife sat back down in her seat. Miley started clapping and spoke into her microphone, "Wow! Now that's what I'm effen talkin' about. Beyonce ain't got sh*t on you 'First Mama!'"

After the concert Miley invited Mrs. Obama, and her two daughters to join her in her dressing room for a meal of buffalo wings, hot dogs, Sprite Zero, and tortilla chips con queso.

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