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Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Kate Hudson shown in a scene from her latest movie "The Cabo San Lucas Lush."

WEMBLEY, England - American actress Kate Hudson was in town for a magazine photo shoot.

The daughter of Goldie Hawn and musician Bill Hudson is trying to spice up her image from that of the nice girl-next-door to one of the not so nice ho-next-door.

The girlfriend of New York Yankee great Alex Rodriguez aka A-Rod, will be appearing in the highly reputable erotic magazine G-Spot Illustrated.

Kate recently revealed on The Oprah Winfrey Show that she figures that if she plays her cards right that she should be Mrs. Alex Rodriguez by Christmas.

Thirty-year-old Kate said that once she weds A-Rod she wants to be known as K-Rod.

In her photo shoot Kate was put in a black swimsuit, an up-do hairstyle, evil-looking eye makeup, and she was splashed with two bottles of Madam Fufalas All-Over Body Oil.

Prior to the shoot she was told by world renown photographer Pablo Popote to think about extremely nasty, vulgar, and sleazy things.

She thought for a few moments and then she told him that she could not think of anything really nasty, vulgar, and sleazy. She then asked him if he could perhaps tell her some nasty, vulgar, and sleazy things.

Popote grinned, put down his glass of Pina Colada, bent down, and whispered about ten words in Kate's ears. She turned three shades of pink. Popote waited for the pinkness to go away and he then began photographing her.

He managed to take 109 photos of the Meghan McCain lookalike (face only of course). Hudson has recently lost 20 pounds due to the fact that in her next movie she will play a pole dancer who suddenly becomes bulimic, anorexic, and dysfunctional.

And on top of all that she falls in love with a woman who looks exactly like Ann Coulter, but not in a gayish wayish way, of course, more like in a lesbionic retro dykish synchronized way.

The movie is titled, The Adventures of The Skinny Stick Figure Beeach and should start filming the first week in January. It will also star Ozzy Osbourne, Cat Deely, Snoop Dogg, OctuMom, and Lou Dobbs as himself. Larry King has agreed to appear in a cameo.

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