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Topics: Simon Cowell

Monday, 2 November 2009

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The lipstick that Rachel Adedeji used on her final appearance on X-Factor.

LONDON - The pixie-haired, long-legged, highly lipsticked Rachel Adedeji was eliminated from the X-Factor competition.

The 17-year-old who wore a dress who's top and bottom came pretty close to meeting in the middle kept turning away from the camera as she stood on the stage with Lloyd Daniels who was eventually saved by the popular vote.

The attractive Londoner had sung the song "Stop Crying Your Heart Out" which totally fit since he was asked to hit the road.

After the show Rachel was seen backstage talking to her mentor Dannii Minogue and telling her that the reason she lost was because she was black and Lloyd was white.

Minogue hugged her and in an attempt to try and console her told her that it was utter nonsense and that she would have lost even if she was green and Lloyd was white.

She then caught herself and said that she did not mean to make it sound like she had made it sound.

Adedeji started crying so profusely that her eye-shadow started running into her nose, her mascara ended up in her ears, and her lipstick ran down her face and ended up leaving bright red streaks on her cinnamon cleavage.

Simon happened to be walking by at the time and he asked her is she needed him to wipe the lipstick off of her cleavage.

She looked at him and said hell no and she told him that it was his fault that she had been eliminated since he had not had the bollocks (balls) to vote for her.

Rachel then told Simon that she was leaving England and moving to Afghanistan where she would be competing in that country's version of X-Factor called X-Fate.

Simon wished her well and reminded her that on her way out of the studio to be sure and turn in all of her cosmetics since they did all belong to X-Factor.

She rolled her eyes and told him that she had taken all of the makeup and put them in her knickers. She asked him if he wanted to reach in and take them out.

Cowell gave her a half grin and told her that she could have the blimey makeup with his effen compliments.

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