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Sunday, 25 October 2009

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Nick Griffin standing on top of what appears to be either a big pile of horse shit or bull shit.

LONDON - British National Party Chairman Nick Griffin is catching all kinds of flack for his distressingly disparaging and disingenuously derogatory remarks about people of color (i.e. black) walking like basketball players.

The 50-year-old somewhat jack-o-lantern-faced Griffin, who at times seems to act as if he is merely five, reportedly also told a reporter for the BBC that most basketball players are very tall, have oodles of tattoos, and mispronounce the word 'ask' by pronouncing it as 'axe' (AX).

The Cambridge educated Griffy, as David Frost calls him, majored in bag piping and minored in English muffins.

He was a member of the Phi Beta Crappa Sorority and in his senior year was voted 'Chap Most Likely To Incite A Damn Whole Lotta Folks.'

Griffin recently wrote an article that appeared in London's Daily Hand-Held Mirror about black basketball players being obsessed with bling-bling, wine-wine, and woo-woo (third base).

"Nick the Dick," as a lot of Londoners and United Kingdomers call him said that he was just repeating what he had heard black celebrities like Kanye West, Mike Tyson, Oprah Winfrey, Snoop Dogg, and Titty Kitty say.

Griffin has been referred to in Manchester's Morning Mentioner as looking like the British version of Rush "Mushmouth" Limbaugh and like El Rusho being very good at doing a crayfish imitation.

In fact the ex-wife of Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, who hates Griffin more than she hates running the high hurdles said that "Nick the Bloke" is nothing more than a Naziesque cry-babying crumpet sucker who can back-pedal faster than anyone on the face of the earth, including Dick "The Dithering Dick" Cheney, Kim Jong Il, David Letterman, and Serena "Say What" Williams.

Meanwhile in other English news. Reports filtering out of Buckingham Palace are saying that 83-year-old Queen Elizabeth II, has just gone into eBay and purchased her 1,391st hat.

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