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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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We all get a little desperate sometimes. And who can blame poor Kristen for this? Paparazzi must really get on her nerves, and who wouldn't snap?

But it's good that Kristen can laugh about it because, we surely can. It all started normally. Leaving her hotel room, Kristen was stalked and swamped by cameras.

Finally, as she was just about to escape in her cab, on her way to the set of Eclipse (the third installment in the Twilight series, in which Stewart portrays Bella Swan) when it all got a bit too much for her.

If you think a leather handbag doesn't hurt when it is lobbed at you by an angry star, then I suggest that you talk to Gossip Cop photographer, Mike Lesson. He'd tell you that not only does Kristen have attitude, she has a couple of hard handbags. Yes, the 19 year old star threw her handbag at the cameras, clearing the hotel carport at once.

Kristen drove off, a little miffed, but otherwise, unharmed.

Too bad that we can't say the same for the paps and their cameras! Good on you Kristen!

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