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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

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Four of the 22 kids watching a soccer game at The La Brea Tar Pits Field.

LOS ANGELES - In a move that surprised even Larry King, OctuMom and Jon Gosselin have announced that they have just signed a deal with the brand new Stimulus Program Network to star in a new reality show called Jon and Octy Plus 22.

OctuMom, Nadya Suleman said that she has not been this excited since the eighth baby popped out of her playpen.

Jon, took a puff of his Marlboro Cigarette and said that he really likes Octy a lot. He said that she is a little bossy, but no where near as bossy as Kate.

Gosselin, who has dated a least a dozen women since announcing his divorce from Kate the Great, said that Octy has the most sensuously succulent lips that he has ever seen.

He went on to say that Octy's luscious lips remind him of Angelina Jolie. Octy chimes in that Angie is her idol and that everyday at least nine people tell her that they look like they could be twins.

Octy was asked how she felt her 14 kids and Jon's 8 kids would get alone. She laughed and said that as long as they can keep them from fighting over food, clothes, and the remote, they should all be just fine.

She pointed out that the kids are smart and that they already know that they are more popular than Paula Abdul, Shakira, and Snoop Dogg combined.

Jon and Octy Plus 22 will premier on The Stimulus Program Network on November 26, Thanksgiving Day. The show will be sponsored by Chupacabra Condoms.

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