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Monday, 24 August 2009

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Police Are Checking 50 "Surveillance Videos" In Home

In Los Angeles, a spokesperson for Lindsay Lohan says the "Mean Girls" actress's home in the Hollywood Hills has been burglarized and many personal items taken, including all nude photos framed on the walls of each room.

Spokeswoman Janice Lesbos, former John Reilly Hung, says Lohan's home was broken into Sunday while the actress and her younger sister, Ali, were away having more photos taken.

The spokesperson also says many of Lohan's "personal belongings were taken without remorse." Los Angeles police Officer Norman Zimmerman has said authorities were investigating whether any other items have been taken but that one thong, apparently was dropped and was found by a bloodhound, who went berzerk and had to be put down.

The spokesperson says police have been given the security surveillance video from Lohan's home, especially the ten fom the bedroom.

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