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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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Bono, greatest hypocrite on the planet apart from those other "do-goody" pop stars especially indigenous Brazilian, STING!

The world's biggest multi-millionaire rock (pretty crappy too!) band and globally worst do-gooders (apart from Sting, George Michael, Elton John and the rest of pop wannabee do-gooders!) U2, have totally flunked it on their brand new world tour.

Bono and his Edge have forked out $50 million for their stage set, need 600 trucks to cart the shit back and forward, all because they want to put more bums on seats, earn more bucks and please their ignorant, blind fans who worship them like Gods!

After severe criticism pertaining to the enormous pressure on the environment caused by this gigantic stage-set the fab EDGE answered:

"We are doing this just for our fans and not for the sake of pollution, the more fans in the stadiums, the more bucks for us, and f**k the environment!"

Environ-MENTAL protestors including David Byrne from the Talking (mental!) Heads (who?) are accusing Bono and his Irish buddies of being totally hypocritical and fucking greedy!!

The EDGE (who?) popped in once more forcing drug-hazed Bono behind his $6000 buck designer shades with the following comment:

"We U2 the greatest (crap!) rock band on the planet do it for our fans because those fucking morons worship everything we do, pay mega bucks to hear our mind-blowing (crap!) music and when it's all over they can fuck off back to where they come from!"

"And the environment can fuck off to, in Ireland where our castles are built there are no pollution problems!"

Talking Heads (who?) Pyschokiller maybe!

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