Hollywood CA-- The show-biz community woke up this morning to more grim news. Two more celebrites dropped dead overnight from swine flu, bringing the total dead this week to seven. Thankfully the dead were not people like Thom Cruz or Brittania Spears, but they will still be missed.
Joanna Banadanna, 23, was the latest victim. Joanna was driving her car down Santa Monica Blvd when a tractor-trailer carrying pigs crashed in front of her. A swine flew into her open window and killed her instantly. Joanna didn't work in show biz, but she had kind of a show-biz sounding name, so it counts.
Poco Gordo, 102, was a big loss for everyone. Poco was a midget and acted as an elf on Santa Claus Attacks The Marians in 1962. Poco was also suffering from lung cancer, AIDS and leprosy too. He sneezed once before he died, so it was definitely the swine flu that killed him.
Gladys Pip wasn't a household name, but she should have been. Gladys was the grandmother of the neighbor of the hairdresser that does Jennifer Lopez's nieces hair. Gladys thought she had the swine flu so she killed herself--another victim of this 21st Century plague.
Many more Hollywood deaths are anticipated. Media outlets such as the Los Angeles Slimes, the Irrational Enquirer and TheSpoof.com will keep everyone informed as the plague takes its deadly toll.
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