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Sunday, 19 July 2009

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Ding Dong - It's 5 'o clock!

Scientists studying the actress Megan Fox in the movie Transformers 2 have calculated that it is indeed possible to set the time to her jiggling breasts.

The beautiful star's bountiful assets so impressed young, male heterosexual scientists that they discovered that they could time events precisely by the bouncing and wiggly action occurring in her tight string vests.

"I could time exactly when my boiled egg would be ready just by looking at her boobs dancing in slow motion as she dodged attacks by large metal monsters", said a scientist enjoying a his breakfast.

Fox's amble bosom could be used to measure the precise timings required in space launches such as at Cape Canaveral, and help prevent massive fuck-ups in train timetables.

"She has lovely swinging boobies and I'll certainly be setting my watch to them in future, as indeed will most of the male population of the World!", added the scientist.

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