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Saturday, 18 July 2009

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After the overwhelming sales during last years Holidays, the Hasbone Toy Company which made a mint on their "Gotta Go Crap" dolls last December at $59.95 each.

This year's new introduction will have male dolls with Boo Boo's and females with Ho-Haws according to company CEO, Hardon Woodcock.

These will be carefully wrapped with full clothing at the stores but once they get them home, the dolls with AAA batteries can perform.

"I think America is ready for the kids to know the truth early in life", stated Hardon. "After awhile the girl dolls stomach's get larger until a baby comes out the expanding Hoo Haw."

"This is a perfect way to tell your kids about the "Birds & Bees" if you'll excuse the cliche. They will now know that stork was a crock and they'll respect you for telling them the truth. But just be sure to tell them that the Bittney and Jeremy dolls are all grown up."

There will also be a small pump as Bittney's parts enlarge, especially the belly. Then Jeremy needs to be inflated also.

"We've come a long way since that eunuch, Ken", stated Mr. Hardon.

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