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Friday, 17 July 2009

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Amy Winehouse is all set to show everyone in fandom how to dress for the upcoming fall which will "Be here upon us before we are aware of ummm..you know!"

Amy advises that the number one item to purchase is elbow and shin guards. "You can leave them off while laying out in the sun unless you're like in Scotland or Canada or Peru, then it'd be too old."

She also recommends wearing stuffy clothing, especially around sidewalks, highways and concrete bar floors saying they are especially dangerous in toilets where somebody has puked like a horse.

"Like how many falls I've had from those? I don't know, really."

"And speaking of horses, you have to watch their asses too or you're likely to go down from those bits also."

Of course, our girl says she has more things to do than watch a horses ass or her latest boyfriend, as she says there's not much difference.

She also said to take a peek inside a bar and see if there are any couches or if you can pay extra for cushions placed around your table.

"Basic Rule Number One! Dress like you're on a skateboard and hit a frozen patch of bum pee!

So, Fall's coming. Better get ready and heed this famous Fall Model before you too have funny shaped legs and a spindly arse.

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