Batty English skank singer Amy Winehouse got divorced today and grunted that she intends to immediately get remarried to her beloved mouse.
The smelly, ugly horse-face has been having an on-off relationship with the little mouse featured in the infamous Winehouse/Pete Doherty online video clips from some time ago.
Winehouse says she likes the pale, smaller type and that having a tail is no obstacle to their love.
It also helps that it is a laboratory mouse and therefore gets access to all the best experimental drugs available.
"I love 'em to bits, I do", slurred the vile, hideous wretch, "When I look into 'is little red eyes I see myself, know waf I mean, guy? Love's a funny thing, innit? Yeah