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Saturday, 11 July 2009

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Palin's Sunday School Bible where she read the good news according to Matt, Todd, Mark and John

There must have been funny business at the Love Govs and Sizzling Senators 2009 Convention beside the usual boring drunken debauchery. Finally the truth came out as to the reason for the Tundra Tootsie's shocking resignation. Palin's story is that she was out hiking the bit of the Ap[palachian trail with Mark Sanford when all those birds and bees just got the better of ther two jesus freaks. Later that day Palin was telling John Ensign about her money troubles over a quart of Jack when Ensign mentioned that he had his millionaire parents check book,a hot tub in his private suite and a pen that only writes under water.

Fresh from visiting Ensign's Ob-Gyn and altar boy confidente Senator Tom " Rooster " Coburn ( R-OK ), Palin decided to make a clean chest of her interludes and the twins she was now carrying:

" I think it was God's will...Now I have had three of the four evangelists, John, Mark and Todd and if you count that pimply guy Matt in Wasilla Middle, it's four of a kind!"

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