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Thursday, 9 July 2009

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The Governor of California after uttering those famous words

In breaking news, Andy Murray is God supporters have launched an unprecedented invasion of Michael Jackson's former home, Neverland.

The northern Californian property was breached by a human battering ram of some 20 000 rabid Andy Murray fanatics who believed that now Jackson was dead, the King's crown should pass to the Scotsman.

"Andy's number one and no one's going to take that away from him" cried one Murray devotee, waving a tartan scarf.

Californian law enforcement officers have been at a loss as to how to remove the insurgents from the Jackson domain however it is believed they have one ace up their sleeve and its called Schwartzenegger.

The famous Governor has indicated that he will don his famous Terminator apparel and dislodge the Caledonian trouble makers himself, if Police ultimately fail in their mission.

Arnie only had three words to say after inspecting the initial carnage and those were "I'll be back".

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