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Saturday, 4 July 2009

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A child to be avoided by Katie and Peter

The Katie Price/Peter Andre saga moves on yet another step with the admission by Katie Price that she has had some really good rides since her split, or to give its official title, 'publicity stunt', from Peter André.

In a frank interview with a man named Nigel (she had a nigel interview with a man called Frank last week) who has 18 pages of vacuous rubbish on talentless -z celebrities to fill in the "Daily Crap with Plenty of Topless Bints" newspaper, she admitted that her riding had improved since the publicity stunt, er, split.

She had always lived in fear of her children seeing her riding with Peter, and since she is now thousands of miles away from the kids, she thinks she could be safe from this happening.

She was also worried that when she went for a ride with Peter, neither of them ever took any precautions for avoiding children.

She has since had a ride with a chap called Randy, a man called Dick, a bloke called Willy and a cross-dresser from Scunthorpe called Trevor, and furthermore, she's enjoyed evey one of them. And she has taken full precautions to avoid children with every ride.

She said that with Peter, they were so busy looking into each others eyes/wallets/tv appearance shedules/bank accounts/cleavages* (*delete as appropriate), they never noticed anything else, and could so easily have run down a child, or even children, when on their horses riding together.

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