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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Police chase 'Doctor Death' who may or may not be

Only days after the announcement of the King of Pop's death, it has emerged that the singer had what has been described as 'a penis' attached to his body.

The discovery was made during the first initial autopsy yesterday in Los Angeles, California. Medical services said it was too early to confirm the nature of the 'penis' but said that it was fully-functioning and had been there for some time.

This comes after doctors revealed on Sunday that Jackson had been 'breathing through lungs' up to the moment of his death and that both of his arms ended in what could be described as 'hands'. Whether the hands were able to grasp or 'clutch' was not possible to ascertain at this time.

The Jackson clan have yet to announce a date for the funeral but there were suspicions at this stage that all, some or none of the family would attend, possibly, according to newspapers. Rumours suggest that Jackson may or may not have left a will. The News of the World stated on Sunday that neither of these may be true and that he may have just left and that a will may or may not have been connected to his leaving.

A second autopsy is due to be carried out on 'the music' that died at the same time on Thursday evening. 'The music' that had previously died when Buddy Holly died, was resuscitated but had now died again. Police are saying it is too early to link the death of Jackson with 'the music' but some are saying it could be some kind of suicide pact.

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