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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Foxx lets out his guilty secret

Jamie Foxx got on every bodies nerves last night at a black music awards show when he said that dead superstar Michael Jackson was "One of Us".

People scratched their bouffant heads in puzzlement as they refused to accept that they too were freakishly strange paedophiles.

"Maybe he was talking about himself personally, but I don't swing that way", said a distressed Stevie Wonder who was dressed in his trademark African-style flowing Moo-moo dress.

Diana Ross said she always suspected Foxx ever since he started chasing her grandkids around the block in an ice-cream van some years back.

Jamie Foxx is an acknowledged arrogant, talentless Oscar-winning dickhead but nobody suspected he was fond of children too until his announcement.

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